Gynecomastia Humor ?

[Paa_Paw]

I hope this does not offend anyone, but we're are so serious. I think it may be time for a little Humor.

I'd love to hear a response from anyone that can relate a short amusing tale or joke, related to Gynecomastia.

Like: "Doc,I have this problem that I wanna get off my chest."

(groan)
 
Keep it clean

[jc71]

"Doc, I have a problem with my chest, why are you checking my nutts?"

(for those who may not know, the doctor may want to check your testicles when you have a gyne consultation)

[Paa_Paw]

A good start, and an informative one too. The Doc is looking for signs of hypogonadism (small or unproductive testicles).

[14 yr old surgery 2/18]

he aint findin small balls here...not a joke

[GynoVict1m]

you killed the thread. good job.  

[headheldhigh01]

gimme a week, will give it a shot.  

[headheldhigh01]

no jokes yet, but comment by dan/paa_paw on another thread inspires a one-liner:  

         "It takes a real man to deal with t*ts"  

Whaddya think, should I print us all up a bunch of bumper stickers?  

[jc71]

not bad. how bout - MAN with CANs  that's pretty stupid, i know.

[Vizia]

Is that gynecomastia, or are you happy to see me? Ha j.k.

But seriously...

The other day, my wife's friend said to my wife (she's got huge breasts), "Don't you hate it when someone's talking to you and they're staring at your chest the whole time?" So my wife snickeringly replies while looking over at me, "Yeah, don't you hate that, honey?"

lol It WAS funny, I have a sense of humor about things... but needless to say, I'm having my gyne surgery in less than 3 hours from now. lol  :-/

[Paa_Paw]

Thanks vizia,

That is just what I had in mind.

And HHH,

The bumper sticker sounds like a great idea.  How many of us are man enough to put one like that on our vehicles?

[Dustin08]

hey yall im back!

i kno i havent posted in forever ,,sorry bout that

well if i had a car id put it on it lol...