Poland Surgery : All done and dusted :)

[markashleigh1979]

 Dear All,

On Thursday the 17 th of December i joined the moob-free brigade ; .
I had my little girl rose bud boobs removed on a cheap Holiday to Poland but unfortunately didn’t get to complete the full intended  itinerary, as I was stuck in bed for two days ; so I was unable to find an eastern block bride ; . …worst thing is I don’t even have my own boobs to keep me busy now!
Ok, al get straight to the point …I know there is a few of you reading this who are itching to spend their Christmas bonuses on cheap plactic surgery .

Travel : I flew with easyjet to Berlin from Newcastle . I was met at the arrival gates by my lift and then driven to Slublice ( Poland) ; the journey taxi journey was 40 minutes and a breeze , except for the taxi driver insisting on serenading me with david hasselhof songs ; . Taxi cost 60 Euro

Hotel: I had to spend my first night in a Hotel, which is situated next to the clinic. The Hotel was pleasant and a total bargain at 24 euro…….On the night I had 5 pints , 20 tabs( fags)  and a plate of chips and it all came to 12 euro ( 7.50 ish.,…..bargain) .

Clinic: At 9 am I set off for the clinic; a very long 40 meter walk. If you get to the clinic before 10 am your blood tests are free; you have to  pay 15 euro after 10 am ( I know it lucks cheap but I am a poor student ; ) . I met with the surgeons straight after my blood test; they were really nice and made me feel straight at ease…They went through the procedure and expectations etcetera and then they painted my chest with a black marker……40 minutes later I was on the operating table .
I paid for the operation in cash 60 minutes before the operation. The total cost including compression vest was 945 Euro.

Clinic Accommodation and Hospitality: I was well impressed with the clinic, from the outside it looks like an expensive cottage but on the inside it was a highly modernised clinic. This clinic was ten times better than the likes of BUPA can offer. The Nurses  were absolutely lovely and never without a huge smile , maybe a little over zealous with their duties, as several times a day there was a knock at my door to wake me before they brought me in another huge banquet ; I think they may have thought I was eating for two ; .
The room was a nice size and well heated, which is what you want for December in Poland. The Tv had 300 channels ; Yeh!!!! …All of them in German or polish…..oh F*ck ; .
The price of two days full board is included in the operation price.

Conclusion: Well worth it….to early to say anything about the results……but it’s looking good!!!.....Make an appointment today!!!!

I was so happy with the place and service that I dragged my but into the village to but them chocolates  ; .

Total Price =  I got mine for under 900 including the flights as I opted for sedative and local ( saved another 100 ) .

I loved ot that much I am thinking of getting a breast enlargement just so I can go back

[orrible]

sounds like it was fairly easy and trouble free. I was awaiting an update. Glad it all went well. Keep us posted on your results. Did you have bandages, and whats it like flying so soon afer surgery?

[markashleigh1979]

Hi,
Flying was a breez as you are only in the air for 1 hr 40 . There was no discomfort when fyling as i have been injected every day for thrombosis.....they even give me one injection to take home with me .
I had bandages on for two days before going into my compression vest . I am really itck now though and i am ment to keep them sticky banda=ges on undr my compression vest for a further ten days ..........i want to scratch so bad!

[chestrockwell]

Hey m8, im sad to hear your ok.....er i mean Glad to hear your ok lol:P

Sounds like you had some fun there m8, im very impressed about how your whole expieriance went, kinda wish i had gone that route now...but then again im a pu22y and i dare not fly!, so i would have had to row over in a boat.

I was kind of dissapointed that your surgeon wasnt a big fat greasy guy with a kebab knife shouting "Chille Sauce", but never mind

I bet your glad the surgery is over now arnt ya, its the suspence that gets to ya , and when your through with it you dont know what you was worried about!.

heal quick m8.

chris.

[markashleigh1979]

  Cheers.....just hoping for the swelling to go quick .

I forgot to mention ( Name drop ) that Juan pablo montoya the F1 driver was sat behind me on the way out ..... . I resisted the temptation to join the que of women wanting autographs.....just!

[chestrockwell]

Cheers.....just hoping for the swelling to go quick .

I forgot to mention ( Name drop ) that Juan pablo montoya the F1 driver was sat behind me on the way out ..... . I resisted the temptation to join the que of women wanting autographs.....just!

Stalking is such a misunderstood condition , LMAO your da man

chris.

[markashleigh1979]

Stalking is such a misunderstood condition , LMAO your da man    

chris.

It is not stalking when you are both in love   . That's why he sends me love letters via the courts .

My chest is itching like a mo-fo , how long before i can have a nice long soak in the bath?
I only have the guaze on and no bandage.....i do have a comprssion vest which i will remove before getting in

[limaecho]

You got any pre and post op photos mark? Any of the clinic as well?

[markashleigh1979]

www.intermed.com.pl

Click the german langauge as the english one has gone down. . then click the second tab for the pictures of the clinic...or visit their other site http://www.plastic-surgery-in-poland.com/e-surgery.htm  , which is in English but not many pics of the Clinic.

They took before pics which i will have to ask for........and i will post some post op when the bandage comes off .

[orrible]

how much did you have removed? Gland & fat

[markashleigh1979]

300 mm total

[irish_dude]

...except for the taxi driver insisting on serenading me with david hasselhof songs ;

I think I would have kept the moobs at this point.

On the night I had 5 pints , 20 tabs( fags)  and a plate of chips

You must have the constitution of a horse! Usually it's nil by mouth for 24 hours before a general anaesthetic, and especially no sauce. I can't believe you weren't as sick as a parot with surgery in the am next day. Don't try that at home kids!

I was scared enough going to Birmingham, but Poland? Well done - post some pecs...sorry...pics!

[ruggedtoast]

He said he had local not general - congrats Mark I am kind of tempted myself as the NHS is being a bit of a dog.

Did you manage top get medical insurance to go over there for an op?

[markashleigh1979]

Thanks....
The only inusrance i got was the normal travel insurance.....I thought this would cover me.....lol.

[markashleigh1979]

Just been in my closet digging out all the t-shirts i have bought over the years  on a whim , but only wore once due to the gyne....and all my work shirts that i always put on over a tight t-shirt......oh what fun it was being able to parade around my bedroom playing dress-up .

I wish the weather would change so i can go out topless . As i am from near newcastle i will only have t wait till January and the BBQ'S will be back in full force .