Hi Guys
Im home now, and its all done.
Im gonna give a blow by blow detail of how it went, please realise before reading i wont be holding anything back and I am not intentionally trying to put people off.
Night beforeStayed at the Beechwood hotel, cost £39 and its nothing special but its less than 5 mins walk from the hospital. I got there at 8pm and left at 7.30am.
In the hospitalWent up to reception told lady i was in for surgery with Levick, she took my name then another woman took me into a small room to take cash and fill out a couple of forms. Then i guy came and toook me to my room.
The RoomNice room with en suite and biggish tv with about 6 different sky channels. Some nurses come in give me a gown and slippers and tell me to get nekkid apart from the boxers. Back of 9 Levick comes in saying he has got to give this little woman some t!ts first then he will be back. I feel like saying she can have mine. A few nurses come in and say hi. Now 10.30 and im totally bricking it by now. The send you to sleep guy comes in for a quick chat
can never spell that word right.
They are coming for meGet walked to the go to sleep room, lie down and the go to sleep team are talking to me. Now im shaking uncontrollably "its cold in there"
. Really I dont care what anyone says but its damn scary by this point. Levick comes in and draws on me, tells me mine were almost ad big as his were. The go to sleep main guy puts some stuff in my arm, says your going to go to sleep in 10 seconds. For some reason you always try and fight it, I feel an immense pain in my arm for about 2 seconds and the next thing i know im in the recovery room swearing like a trooper.
Recovery RoomThe nurses here are spot on, im swearing cos its a bit sore "in all honesty though it isnt that bad at all i think you think its sore cos you just woke up and not sure whats happening". They ask about the pain i say its mild/moderate, i get some pills and pain goes quickly. Head is pretty clear after about 15 minutes. I stay there for about 30 minutes or so i think. Nurses are really spot on here asking if im ok and such.
Back in my roomThey bring the bed from your room down and thats what you wake up on so there is no need to get up or anything, just get wheeled back to your room. So im in the room, head pretty clear and hardly any pain at all. I sit watching crap on telly. Levick comes in later and says its all done and it went ok. Nurses come in from time to time take bp and pulse etc. I have drains in but im not bleeding at all. Have Lunch and Dinner, now watching more crap on tv "im not a tv person really". Get more pain killers about 11pm although i ask for mild ones as im not in much pain. 11pm is roughly when i first pee, fill up 6 bottles through out the night
Drinking water for Scotland. Im awake nearly all night.
MorningLevick comes in about 8.30, no bleeding, I was surprised i didnt bleed at all. So he tells nurses to remove drains. He tells me to keep bandages on till next Wed then call his wife to tell her progress, which she will relay to him. In all honesty for me the drains coming out was absolutely terrible, it was bloody sore for about 5 mins each drain. I didnt want to ask how far in the drains were. The nurse pulls the first one out and its in about 4 inches, man it was mega sore "but only for about 2 minutes. The second one she asks me to cough and pulls it out as i do. I swear i could have killed her, i was almost screaming, and i had a few spasms. 3 minutes later the pain subsides.
Anyway i left about 10am felt fine and now im home. I will say however it would be best to have someone with you. Going home alone to scotland was a chore for me today.
Ive probably missed things out but will re read later once ive settled down more.
Re-edit
Pros:
No boobs
Nice staff (especially the recovery room team)
Sky telly
Pain not as bad as expected
Decent food
Cons:
Hard to pee for a good while
Lying in bed most of day and through to next morning gave me a sore back.
Boredom (worse without sky telly tho
Drain removal (jeez never again man)
Travelling home
Would like to thank all the guys that gave their version of events before i went for my surgery uk_bloke, Chorlton, it100 to name a few.
Anyone pre op feel free to ask me anything at all about the procedures and afterwards.