Big pool party coming up. My plan...

[BadCaseGyno]

Well, my big 16th birthday party is coming up, and its a pool party. I'm a little scared. I've been to 3 pool parties this past week with only one "hey (my name), nice boobies". Since my party is going to be large, and I'm going to have a lot of my friends coming, I don't want to take the risk of going shirtless. I'm going to have to think of a good cover story for wearing a wet suit while swimming. I'm thinking of going to the local makeup specialist place and having them do a good sized waterproof scar on my chest. I'll say that the doctor specifically told me that it can't get any sun. Either that or I'll say I have severe sunburn on my back, but I'm going to want proof to back up my cover story and short of whipping myself, faking a sunburn isn't easy. What do you think? Any other suggestions on why I have to wear a wet suit?

[wickedturbo]

DUDE
what do you think looks more out of place a guy with gland behind nips, undefined pecs, tities, boobs or wearing a wetsuit to swim in a pool your setting yourself up your going to not only will you draw more attention to yourself but you will draw everyones attention

[wickedturbo]

if theres no getting out of this pool party the only advice i can give to you is to go out there and be totaly comfortable with yourself people will notice either way and one thing that always looks good is confidence

its either people will notice you have gyne and your ashamed or people will notice you have gyne and your confortable with yourself

[BadCaseGyno]

I actually might try wicked's plan. I actually do know one guy with gyne, however he is a little bit heavy and its not as bad as mine, but no one ever comments on him. In fact, if I didn't know what gyno was, I wouldnt've even noticed. I plan to stay below the water line, and if i need to get out of the pool make sure my nipples are hard first.

[mrpower33]

Why would you throw a pool party for yourself when you know you have this problem? 

[BadCaseGyno]

A little gyno is no reason for making my 16th birthday any less than it can be.

[Cellar_Door]

When you're in the pool, no one will notice. If you feel uncomfortable, when you get out just use the old trick of making the nips temporarily hard.

Have fun man. A brutal but liberating fact of life is that no one else really gives a shit about your gyno except you.

[BadCaseGyno]

I sure hope you're right cellar. How do you make your nipples hard without the use of cold? It seems that every time I try to cool them, they pop back out 30 secs-1 min later. Enough time for me to find a shirt and put it on, but not enough to hang around with my shirt off.

[Cellar_Door]

I sure hope you're right cellar. How do you make your nipples hard without the use of cold? It seems that every time I try to cool them, they pop back out 30 secs-1 min later. Enough time for me to find a shirt and put it on, but not enough to hang around with my shirt off.

A quick pinch usually does it, but water seems to have a good effect on gyno temporarily. But yeah, you're looking at about a minute or so... damn, it's like 24 or something, get your shirt on before the terrorists detonate a bomb.

(That probably just made zero sense.)

[BadCaseGyno]

I get what you mean. Thanks for the pinch idea.

[superduty]

It isnt foolproof, but you can get a rashguard shirt.  Oneil makes loose fit rash guards and they are the hot ticket.  Obviously once it is wet it will stick to your body somewhat, but it is better than being shirtless.  As for why you are wearing the rashguard....just an attempt to limit skin cancer from the sun.  Blame it on your parents' and say they make you wear it....some friend of theirs had skin cancer and now they want you to wear it in the sun!