Funny Names

[jc71]

Maybe I shouldn't call this thread "funny names" because I don't mean to offend anyone but now that I'm in my 30's, my attitude towards my gyne has changed a bit.

Does anyone get called a name by others because of their gyne that they actually think is funny.

My friend Gus has started calling me "Quasimodo"  aka, the Hunchback of Notre Dame because I have a very small (barely noticeable) hump in my upper back from slouching over the years.

I know names can be very hurtful, but I laugh at this.

You guys got any funny names?

[wolfman]

they called me dubbel gender becouse i had a pee-pee and i had breasts they thouth it was funny, i diddnt


          Bye Henrik

[usernameX]

Hey I got a good one...Tank breasts;)

[Grandpa Bambu]

Can't think off-hand any funny/cruel names from having moobs. However, in my teens I was obese and got called many names. In high-school the guys called me Porky, Pork, Pork Chops or just Chops. I also heard the usual.... Fatso, Lard-ass, and the most common, especially when you've pi$$ed someone off..... 'You fat piece of shyte'.

John.

[jc71]

my old nickname was - Cannon Chest.  

that's actually a cool name.  sounds tough.

kind of like userx's - tank breasts.  I think tank chest sounds better than tank breasts.

[Blarneystoner]

what about just plain "t i ts"

[jc71]

what about just plain "t i ts"

I don't know.  It may be true but is it that funny?

[Blarneystoner]

No, it's not funny  

[Paa_Paw]

After a private swim party where most of those present were of the same family and virtually every adult male there had some degree of gynecomastia, a guest referred to the group as: "his well breasted brethren".

[jc71]

"his well breasted brethren".

Now that's funny

Hey paa, where are you in calif?  LA area or down in diego?  Don't know why I ask, just curious.


**Revision**  Never mind, I just looked at your profile.

I'm in Phoenix and we're having a major seller's market where home prices are going through the roof.  Homes still selling fast in LA and for top $$?

[Blitz]

I worked at a grocery store when I was a teenager and I was given a shirt to wear.  It was a polo type shirt with the name of the grocery store on it.  The shirt was a little to snug and unbeknownst to me, my moobs stuck out.  I didn't know what gyne was and I didn't think anything was wrong.  The guys would come up to me and say, you have breasts.  It was around that time that I started hiding my problem.  

Anyways, breasts or your boobs look like a teenage girl is what my moobs have been called.  The teenage girl comment was said by my sister (ouch).  

[Blarneystoner]

Your sister? Wow, sounds like she needs another black eye to explain to the neighbors.

Another funny name is "Jella Jugs" that some chubby kid got called in 8th grade gym class. Kinda sounds like "Jelly Jugs" but flows more with "Jella".

[Blitz]

When my sister said it, I still didn't know what I had was different.  I was about 15 at the time (33 now) but it did start me thinking.  I covered up more after that.

[Blarneystoner]

Bring it up sometime to her and make her feel like a biatch.