Casual sex - excuses for not taking off shirt

[George Pope, M.D.]

Someone explain Pokemon to Grandpa Bambu to keep him in the loop. 

[booty_frijoles]

Pokemon can't just be explained...it's a lifestyle haha

Basically Pokemon is a Japanese tv show which consists of "pocket monsters" which duel eachother. There was also an extremely popular card game based of the show and with these cards you can duel eachother.
This is usually characterized with being geeky if you're older, but if your a kid it's the cool thing to do.

Brings back such great memories of elementary school!

[Dave_8]

Yeah pokemon is very popular with kids...and some teenagers. Too bad digimon kicks pokemon's ass anytime.

[helloHELLO]

i remember i use to be really into pokemon (the show not cards) when i was younger till the movie came out. these two powerful pokemons were suppose to have a big duel and they ended up becoming friends at the end.  i was pissed for a week.

[Sentient]

I have the opportunity of hooking up with a girl this weekend and unlike most times i'm not planning on chickening out of sex because I am afriad of taking my shirt off.

My gyne is intense. I can not take my shirt off because I swear to God my titties will be bigger than hers. How can i make an excuse for not taking off my shirt. Bear in mind, this is will probably be a one time thing - so i dont mind making up a stupid random one time excuse - cuz there will be no consequences.

what r some good excuses? please help.

Dude I've got the perfect advice.  This is if your dead set on wearing a shirt while your hittin it.  Wear a snug black undershirt tshirt before the night even starts.  When things start goin down make sure your room is dark, and then just go about your business.  The key is not making an excuse.  Just be confident and act as if your shirt is off.  She wont worry about your shirt if your beatin it up like their aint no tomorrow.

Good luck

[Grandpa Bambu]

[quote author=Dr. Pope link=topic=16367.msg113988#msg113988 date=1229128656]
Someone explain Pokemon to Grandpa Bambu to keep him in the loop. 
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Where did this come from George? I don't recall making a post about Pokemon...

GB

[George Pope, M.D.]

lol. Pokemon duel malfunction.

Grandpa,
Someone earlier in the thread made a reference to Pokemon, and I only know about Pokemon through my kids.  I just thought you may not have gotten it.

George

[Grandpa Bambu]

lol. Pokemon duel malfunction.

[quote author=Dr. Pope link=topic=16367.msg114122#msg114122 date=1229353646]
Grandpa,
Someone earlier in the thread made a reference to Pokemon, and I only know about Pokemon through my kids.  I just thought you may not have gotten it.

George
[/quote]

Ah, I understand now... 'GRANDPA Bambu'...  Actually George, I am just 45....  I know what Pokemon is...   

Thanks for thinking of me though.... That was nice of you!

GB

[George Pope, M.D.]

45??? Wow!  You need to change your screen name!

[Grandpa Bambu]

This might be a horible excuse and grose her out but you could just say you have a rash on your back or poisin ivy. lol Imean thats better that having to go around all night with your shoulder wrapped up or something. 

But then she won't want to even 'touch' him if he has Cooties...

GB

[Grandpa Bambu]

[quote author=Dr. Pope link=topic=16367.msg114182#msg114182 date=1229394120]
45??? Wow!  You need to change your screen name!
[/quote]

I am a Grandpa dude! My Granddaughter is 13 and Grandson is 6... 

GB