Smash and grab!

[taxmapper]

So the other day at work i was walking down a hallway and was making a turn.  At one end of the hallway were four coworkers, all women, and I turned to say something to someone, and when I turned back, I smashed my right breast against the corner of where I was at. Along with forward movement, it scrapped my breast so hard that I dropped halfway holding it from the pain.  The ladies all winced the same way guys do when they see another guy get hit in the nads.   

It took me about a minute to recover and the pain lasted for about 30-40 min. 

As I finished up lunch about an hour later, one of the ladies caught me in the parking lot asking me if I was ok. 

Not directly saying anything specific I said yes, and she said, that when she saw it, she instantly knew the pain.  The rest also acknowledged the pain, and without saying it, said... welcome to the girl club.   

[tryingtoaccept]

That definitely sounds painful.  My wife has talked about that pain and she said it is intense. 

[oldguy]

Several years ago, I was using a 24" chainsaw to limb up trees.  It caught a burl and bucked and head hit my right side breast.  I didn't break any ribs, but it took awhile for that breast to recover. Yup, it's painful.  I now wear full body gear when using the chainsaw.

[50/50]

Getting smacked in the boob definitely hurts. Done it many times and I’m sure I’ll do it again☹️

[taxmapper]

AAANNDNNNNNNDDDDDDD   why I wear padded!    The number of times!!!