wats a good excuse for surgery?

[qwerty_123]

hi just got a new job and was wondering wat type of surgery should i tell my boss im getting done (other than gynecomastia surgery)? any good ideas?

[hidden_from_society]

Breast implants? *puzzled* lol jk

Just tell the truth

[Grandpa Bambu]

You don't have to give any explanation to your employer. It's none of his/her business dude!

However, if you feel it necessary to give a reason for surgery, say that you are having two benign lumps removed from your chest. Most people will leave it at that without prying and you are also telling the truth! 

GB

[qwerty_123]

yes maywest it is physical work...im a personal trainer

however the only physical work i have to partake in is focus pad boxing. ie. hold the focus pads for the client. (no lifting weights)

maybe ill say im having lumps removed from underarms...close enough

[Grandpa Bambu]

Yeah, that's the ticket! 

GB