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June 25, 2005, 09:23:00 AM

Offline jc71

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Funny Movie Lines
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son. (Animal House)

Please allow myself to introduce....myself. (Austin Powers)
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June 25, 2005, 04:19:24 PM Reply #1

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Re: Funny Movie Lines
Is this limited to just 'Funny' movie lines? Or can we post our favorite movie lines also?

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June 25, 2005, 07:32:20 PM Reply #2

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Is this limited to just 'Funny' movie lines? Or can we post our favorite movie lines also?

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Sure, lets open it up to all movie lines.  :)
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June 26, 2005, 12:13:18 PM Reply #3

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Sure, lets open it up to all movie lines.  :)

Cool....    ;D

Here are some that I like....

"Go ahead, do it.... Dead or alive, you're comming with me"
( Robocop in Robocop )

"Batman, Batman.... can anyone tell me what kind of a world we live in when a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!"
( The Joker in Batman )

"Where does he get all those wonderful toys?"
( The Joker in Batman )

"Negative waves man! Too many negative waves!"
( Oddball in Kelley's Heroes )

"Yes, but what will really bake your noodle is would you have knocked it over if I hadn't of said anything!"
( The Oracle in The Matrix )

"Do not try and bend the spoon, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.... There is no spoon. Then you'll see that it's not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."
( Spoon boy in The Matrix )

John out....
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June 26, 2005, 12:57:22 PM Reply #4

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"Do not try and bend the spoon, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.... There is no spoon. Then you'll see that it's not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."


Morpheus from The Matrix ?


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June 26, 2005, 01:37:02 PM Reply #5

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Cool....    ;D
Now.... tell me what movies those lines were in and who the character was that said them.   ;)

John out....


Hey man, don't hijack my thread.  ;D

Seems i've heard some of those lines, but can't name the picture.  

Put the name next to the line.
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June 26, 2005, 03:03:58 PM Reply #6

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Hey man, don't hijack my thread.  ;D

Sorry Dude, my bad....   :'(

John.
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June 26, 2005, 08:32:35 PM Reply #7

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Re: Funny Movie Lines
"Come on! Stop trying to hit me and hit me!"
-Morpheus

"Do you think that's air your breathing?"
-Morpheus

"All to easy!"
-Darth Vader (Empire Strikes Back)

(Pretty much anything the emperor says from Return of the Jedi.)

"You're fired"
-Arnold S. from True Lies

"Get your paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
Planet of the Apes

And many more...

(I'll post them when I think of them)



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June 27, 2005, 07:01:15 AM Reply #8

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Bambu - i'm just kidding, it's cool man.  :)  Good lines, I've never heard of Kelley's Hero's.  Maybe i'll rent it.

Blarney - "Get your paws off me you d*mn dirty ape!" is a classic line. I forgot all about that one.
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June 27, 2005, 10:24:37 AM Reply #9

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I've never heard of Kelley's Heroes.  Maybe i'll rent it.

Yeah, it's an awesome movie! It's about these US sodiers in WWII Germany searching for a gold bullion stockpile. 'Oddball' played by Donald Sutherland is one cool cat man!

"Negative waves man, too many negative waves." - 'Oddball'.

Kelley's Heroes has a ton of big names.... Donald Sutherland, Clint Eastwood, Don Rickles, Carrol O'connor, Telly Savalas, Gavin MacLeod. It's definitely worth a look...

Check out the link.... only $12.99 (CND)! Will have to pick up a copy.

John out...
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June 27, 2005, 10:35:09 AM Reply #10

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Oh yeah, how could I forget Dirty Harry!

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"
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June 27, 2005, 10:40:43 AM Reply #11

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"I'll be back!"

That's got to be the most famous in recent movie history... ;)

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June 27, 2005, 06:44:46 PM Reply #12

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Bambu - sounds like an old flick, I'll check to see if my Blockbuster has it.

Your comment about US soldiers in WW2 Germany reminded me of another great line from Animal House.

Over? Was it over then the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? ;D

Speaking of Arnold (I'll be back).  My favorite Schwarznegger line of all time was in Commando when he was holding this guy upside down by the ankles over this cliff.

He said, "Remember when I said I'd kill you last?"  "I lied." Then he let him fall to his death. What a great line.  

Blarney - What are you still doing here? I thought you were going away to LG school for the summer.
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June 28, 2005, 07:48:59 AM Reply #13

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"I'll be back!"

That's got to be the most famous in recent movie history... ;)

John.

Or as paraphrased by the man himself, in the pretty dissappointing T3, "She'll be back!".

How about "I ain't got time to bleed"? (Not Arnie, but in one of his films.)

And here's one I like from a song .. "Religion ... the smile on a dog" - What I Am, Edie Brickell.
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June 29, 2005, 10:15:11 PM Reply #14

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Sure, lets open it up to all movie lines.  :)

jc.....

Just wondering Dude, what made you think of this topic? I'll tell you why I ask when I read your reply.

John.
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