Title is pretty self explanatory I'd say. I actually went to see the guy in August though, little wait but yes, it's finally going to happen
Cant believe its happening yada yada,
Years of pondering over etc etc
Cant wait for new life bla bla
But I have a unique part to my gyne story, adds a difficult twist for me. I've kept it light so hopefully you'll see the humour which today I do too
I, unfortunately, was also born with a condition called Phimosis (which for the less medically informed amongst us is an overly tight foreskin. Sigh)
Phimosis and Gynecomastia...seriously how much damage can an otherwise healthy guy take to his masculinity?
Anyway, the phimosis was much like my gynecomastia in that it was tolerable. During day to day life it really wasn't noticable (pissing, washing, mastur...ahem
). Apart of course from that one joyous part of a young man's life...sex. Yes sex. You think gynecomastia makes sex difficult? Try taking an age to slide it in and keep it sexy....WITH gyne too. An impossible task.
Anyway, back in 2008 I went to my gp and he recommended straight away a circumcision. Research on circumcision is the worst. It's the religious fanatics vs the human rights campaigners whilst people who genuinely need it like me get stuck in the middle. So many people claim it's mutilation and destroys the nerves making little John Thomas largely unable to feel sexual stimulation. A truly daunting prospect.
But I went with the advice of the qualified medical personnel (And porn stars of course) and not the internet "experts" and went ahead with it and had a circumcision in early 2009. And it was the BEST decision I've ever made. 2 months later I even got lucky on a night out. Unstoppable I was, it was like Johnny Bravo had full control of my c*ck.
And I tell you, the excitement combined with the 2 months out of action combined with the cracking pair of narks (hers) on show and well, lets just say that orgasm made Krakatoa look like a leaky tap
So then I was left with gynecomastia. And earlier this year I got teased about it via a tightish tshirt I had on during a night out. Like many guys though, under stimulation or cold and you cant even tell. However, room temperature is a different matter and this one night in particular (after all the years of depression over gynecomastia) just shattered my confidence once and for all and the next day I thought f**k this, get it off your chest.
And here we are - Jan 14th baby. But I vividly remember the emotional journey in 2009. The fear, the anxiety, the apprehensions.
And now I've got to go through it all again...