Funny memes posts

[Justagirl💃]

Another one:

[taxmapper]

I huh.... mmmm... well...... ummm........ ok. 

[tryingtoaccept]

I am willing to not let those go to waist. 😁

[Justagirl💃]

Gravity sucks:

[WPW717]

Looks like it might be be photoshopped 

[tryingtoaccept]

Yes gravity does suck. 😂

[tryingtoaccept]

    Deep Thought.

[taxmapper]

So I jokingly said to the other half that I was Captain Mamms. She turned to me and said…what not Major Mammary? To whit I responded… now you know your thinking Pirates of Penzanns. Which got me to thinking an adaptation for Majory Mammary. 


Here is AI’s response:




Major Mammary:
I am the very model of a modern Major Mammary,
My bosom’s quite prodigious and defies all laws of gravity.
I wear a bra so structured it could double as artillery,
And jostle when I walk just like a seismic abnormality.
I’ve catalogued my cup size through the alphabet from A to Z,
And measured every jiggle with a graphing app for accuracy.
My wardrobe is a maze of straps and scaffolds of elasticity,
My corset’s got more tension than a Cold War documentary!
Chorus:
Her corset’s got more tension than a Cold War documentary!
Her corset’s got more tension than a Cold War documentary!
Her corset’s got more tension than a Cold War documenta-MAMMERY!
Major Mammary:
I navigate through narrow doors with brazen perseverance,
I’ve toppled shelves in bookstores with my frontal interference.
I’ve weaponized my cleavage in both comedy and chivalry,
And flirted past the guardsmen at the palace of nobility.
I do not seek your pity nor your feeble male apology,
I wield these twin behemoths with strategic breast ecology.
From Boudicca to bustiers I claim my femininity—
I am the very model of a modern Major Mammary!
Chorus:
She is the very model of a modern Major Mammary!
(She slays with every wiggle and bewilders with anatomy!)
She is the very model of a modern Major Mammary!

[gotgyne]

Gravity sucks:

Beautiful woman. A well fitted bra is the solution through the day. At night ... hmmm.

[Justagirl💃]

Supper anyone?

[Justagirl💃]

So I jokingly said to the other half that I was Captain Mamms. She turned to me and said…what not Major Mammary? To whit I responded… now you know your thinking Pirates of Penzanns. Which got me to thinking an adaptation for Majory Mammary.


Here is AI’s response:




Major Mammary:
I am the very model of a modern Major Mammary,
My bosom’s quite prodigious and defies all laws of gravity.
I wear a bra so structured it could double as artillery,
And jostle when I walk just like a seismic abnormality.
I’ve catalogued my cup size through the alphabet from A to Z,
And measured every jiggle with a graphing app for accuracy.
My wardrobe is a maze of straps and scaffolds of elasticity,
My corset’s got more tension than a Cold War documentary!
Chorus:
Her corset’s got more tension than a Cold War documentary!
Her corset’s got more tension than a Cold War documentary!
Her corset’s got more tension than a Cold War documenta-MAMMERY!
Major Mammary:
I navigate through narrow doors with brazen perseverance,
I’ve toppled shelves in bookstores with my frontal interference.
I’ve weaponized my cleavage in both comedy and chivalry,
And flirted past the guardsmen at the palace of nobility.
I do not seek your pity nor your feeble male apology,
I wield these twin behemoths with strategic breast ecology.
From Boudicca to bustiers I claim my femininity—
I am the very model of a modern Major Mammary!
Chorus:
She is the very model of a modern Major Mammary!
(She slays with every wiggle and bewilders with anatomy!)
She is the very model of a modern Major Mammary!

Here is a cartoon character of Captain Mammories:

[taxmapper]

So I jokingly said to the other half that I was Captain Mamms. She turned to me and said…what not Major Mammary? To whit I responded… now you know your thinking Pirates of Penzanns. Which got me to thinking an adaptation for Majory Mammary.


Here is AI’s response:




Major Mammary:
I am the very model of a modern Major Mammary,
My bosom’s quite prodigious and defies all laws of gravity.
I wear a bra so structured it could double as artillery,
And jostle when I walk just like a seismic abnormality.
I’ve catalogued my cup size through the alphabet from A to Z,
And measured every jiggle with a graphing app for accuracy.
My wardrobe is a maze of straps and scaffolds of elasticity,
My corset’s got more tension than a Cold War documentary!
Chorus:
Her corset’s got more tension than a Cold War documentary!
Her corset’s got more tension than a Cold War documentary!
Her corset’s got more tension than a Cold War documenta-MAMMERY!
Major Mammary:
I navigate through narrow doors with brazen perseverance,
I’ve toppled shelves in bookstores with my frontal interference.
I’ve weaponized my cleavage in both comedy and chivalry,
And flirted past the guardsmen at the palace of nobility.
I do not seek your pity nor your feeble male apology,
I wield these twin behemoths with strategic breast ecology.
From Boudicca to bustiers I claim my femininity—
I am the very model of a modern Major Mammary!
Chorus:
She is the very model of a modern Major Mammary!
(She slays with every wiggle and bewilders with anatomy!)
She is the very model of a modern Major Mammary!

Here is a cartoon character of Captain Mammories:

[tryingtoaccept]

Supper anyone?

I think I'll pass on that stew. 😆

[Justagirl💃]

Smile....

[taxmapper]

yes!