What's your best excuse for wearing post-op vest under ur shirt?

[Alan_Sats]

Hi,

Wanted to know what's the best excuse you have used when people ask about the vest (if they see it) underneath your shirt after the op has taken place. I like to keep it short and sweet and don't really fancy announcing to everyone at work I went for gyne treatment :-)

[dapuffnipz]

Hi mate, I told people I had torn my pec muscle.

[Alan_Sats]

Thanks good idea  I was also thinking perhaps slight back problem or something similar.

[chopper]

I said it was back and neck problem and the doc told me to wear it for support and thats why i'm walking like a robot lol

[richardp]

I told everyone that I had a large mole removed from my armpit... in fact I had a couple of years ago, and the awkward walking is the same.... 

You might also tell that you got a couple of ribs broken attempting to break a dirt bikes jump record...

[fingerit]

Even though I wore a white shirt, no one actually noticed when I wore mine to work. I was going to say that I had torn a muscle and the physio said I had to wear a compression vest. I was seriously self conscious all the time when wearing it but as I say, no one even noticed...or at least didn't mention it anyway.

[canadianmoobs123]

Cracked ribs. Works like a charm . Credit to Dr. Jacobs.