Casual sex - excuses for not taking off shirt

[iwannabefree]

I have the opportunity of hooking up with a girl this weekend and unlike most times i'm not planning on chickening out of sex because I am afriad of taking my shirt off.

My gyne is intense. I can not take my shirt off because I swear to God my titties will be bigger than hers. How can i make an excuse for not taking off my shirt. Bear in mind, this is will probably be a one time thing - so i dont mind making up a stupid random one time excuse - cuz there will be no consequences.

what r some good excuses? please help.

[Dave_8]

Depends. Is it going to be a "quickie" or more of a one night stand sorta thing like, "let's do it in my friends room". Then you and her take like 30 minutes. You get it or are you confused? Is it a 10 minute phuck or 30 minute love maker?

[iwannabefree]

Well, its more of an all night thing Dave. (if all goes well). I will have home court advantage - gonna be at my place.

[Dave_8]

Oooooh, nice. home court advantage. Will wearing a tanktop cover your gyne? If it doesn't make something up like, you're cold or something so that you can keep your shirt on. That's the best I got for you right now.

[Grandpa Bambu]

Oooooh, nice. home court advantage.

 

Will wearing a tanktop cover your gyne? If it doesn't make something up like, you're cold or something so that you can keep your shirt on. That's the best I got for you right now.

I agree, 'feeling cold' is a good excuse... Turn the thermostat down a couple of notches!

GB

[Dave_8]

Or try doing it outside if that's an option. You know, in the moonlight, with a bottle of wine, and marvin gaye playing.

[Grandpa Bambu]

You're such a romantic Dave... The ladies must love you!!! 

I've had sex in the great out-doors... It's very exhilarating!   

GB

[Dave_8]

Lol dude, no I'm still a virgin. But my cousin tried hooking me up with his HOT, and I mean hot as hell, friend, but my gyne kinda got to me. Hopefully I don't turn out as the 40 year old virgin.

[Dave_8]

Oooooh! Nice, but.....what if he isn't the jiu jitsu type. What if he was someone who isn't into sports? Not bringing anyone down, but that was a pretty good excuse.

[Grandpa Bambu]

Checkers injury.

No that there is funny!!!   

GB

[Dave_8]

lol. Pokemon duel malfunction.

[iwannabefree]

thats real good, gynoreallysucks - very full proof for sure. but involves alot of effort in getting these bandages. anything easier, haha.

[omega]

Buy one of the compression vests that we wear after the gyno surgery
Tell her you had a back surgery done when she feels the vest
haha she wont know shit

[iki4life]

what are the chances of you passing that chick on to me after you're done?

oh by the way..."cold" is the best possible excuse...but make sure you can try to make ur room extra cold so ur excuse is atleast legit lol

[Dave_8]

what are the chances of you passing that chick on to me after you're done?

LOL Sick.