Morning coffee chat, any topic:

[Justagirl💃]

Joke: Did you hear about the three blondes who walked into a building?
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You'd think that at least one of them would have seen it! 😆

Ouch, seen what? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Justagirl💃]

Wow, very weird dream. 😲

I’m minding my own business when the wife of a couple comes over and hangs on my shoulder and propositions me.

I calmly tell her to touch my chest, and she replies EW! 



At which I tell her, “yeah, that usually stops that.”
Then I awoke.

Dreams are so weird!

When life gives you curves, flaunt them! 💃
Birdie

[Parity]

That is crazy.  

The wife of a couple comes indicating a woman to woman relationship.  Then is put off by...

Dreams are a wild and crazy thing.

[Justagirl💃]

Yeah, very weird dream. 🙄

[Justagirl💃]

A bit of humour:

A young couple go shopping together, and the husband grabs a case a beer. 
His wife quickly scolds him saying, "we can't afford that, we don't have enough money."

They continue shopping when the wife grabs a handful of cosmetics. The husband quickly scolds her, "we can't afford that, we don't have enough money!"

She snaps back, "these are to make me look pretty!"

He replies, "so was the BEER!"

[Evolver]

He replies, "so was the BEER!"

😆

Meanwhile back at the ranch, the farmer's horse fell into a muddy hole and couldn't get out. He yelled out but the farmer was in town. A chicken came along and asked the horse what she could do. "Go back and get a vehicle and some rope and pull me out!" said the horse. Shortly after, the chicken returned with the farmer's BMW, tied one end of the rope around the bumper and the other around the horse's neck. She successfully pulled the horse out.

Next day, it was the chicken who fell into the hole. She yelled out and the horse came along. "Quick, go get the BMW and the rope!" she said. "No need," said the horse. "I'll straddle the hole and all you have to do is reach up and grab my ol' fella, and I'll pull you out!" And that's exactly what happened.

Moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pull the chicks! 😉

[Justagirl💃]

Moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pull the chicks! 😉

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Justagirl💃]

The doctor at the centre came by to see me about my insomnia. He believes all of it is a direct result of poor sleep hygiene. They changed my med machine to dispense my medication at 10 pm, and I am to force myself to stay awake until then.

No naps during the day at all!

He noticed my ‘door knockers sign’

“I charge $50 per hour to listen to sales pitches and religious witnessing this is payable in advance and by ringing my door bell or knocking on my door you agree to these terms.
Have a nice day!”

and was not impressed. He said, “you should listen to those trying to help you, they are concerned about your well being” (referring to the missionaries).

I was given quite the scolding and he seemed rather upset as he was leaving.

I suppose I stepped on his beliefs a bit.

[WPW717]

The US Constitution guarantees freedom of religion. The corollary is freedom from religion. Have a nice day, Doc.
Illegitimi non carborundum is what my old nursing school teachers used to say about the tough long term patients.
Found out it applies to much more than healthcare. 

[Justagirl💃]

The US Constitution guarantees freedom of religion. The corollary is freedom from religion. Have a nice day, Doc.
Illegitimi non carborundum is what my old nursing school teachers used to say about the tough long term patients.
Found out it applies to much more than healthcare.

Yes, and freedom to believe and worship as one chooses. 
Of course not having strict fundamentalist views forced upon you simply because that's what they believe, and 'by golly' they must be the only ones with the truth. 

Or having missionaries tell you, "look what you have done to your body" without knowing that I was born this way. 

[WPW717]

Hang tough Birdie,
The light at the end of the tunnel isn’t always a train.

[tryingtoaccept]

I was given quite the scolding and he seemed rather upset as he was leaving.
I suppose I stepped on his beliefs a bit.

Even if nobody else liked it, I found it funny.  😅 I try to find humor in everything in life and your door sign is something everyone should be able to smile about.

[Justagirl💃]

Like a kid in a candy shop….
Torrid has such nice selections. 😘

When life gives you curves, flaunt them! 💃
Birdie

[Justagirl💃]

:'(


Yup, that’s me. 🙄

When life gives you curves, flaunt them! 💃
Birdie

[tryingtoaccept]

Funny 🤣